Well, if you're a librarian, anyway. They want you to sign up for some sort of librarian-only newsletter, presumably so that they can tell you when you can finally leave your job, having been made obsolete by their superior technology. Very appropriate for them to automate that final step.
Hey, Scott Adams has a blog! He is like a mentor to me, except he never talks to me or advises me personally. But I often ask myself "What would Scott Adams do in a situation like this?" Well, not really. But he is funny.
October 8, 2018 Walla Walla, WA
Walla Walla Rural Library District Staff Day (Gene)
November 15, 2018 Palm Beach, FL
Palm Beach County Library System (Gene)
November 16, 2018 Fort Lauderdale, FL
Southeast Florida Library Information Network (Gene)
Jan 25 - 28, 2019 Seattle, WA ALA Midwinter (Library COMIC Booth #726) (Gene)
March 1, 2019 Phoenix, AZ
Maricopa County Library District (Gene)
April 15 - 17, 2019 Austin, TX Texas Library Association Annual Conference (Library COMIC booth, Monday night event) (Gene)
June 21 - 24, 2019 Washington, DC
ALA Annual (Library COMIC booth) (Gene)
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