In mid-November we're going to be exhibiting at the National Council of Teachers of English conference in sunny Orlando, Florida. I say "we" but it's really just going to be me, and as I currently have an injured left rotator cuff I'm going to need a little help:
If so you are clearly a saint, and I will reward you with riches beyond your dreams, so long as your dreams consist of your pick of anything we sell plus a free ticket to NCTE. Please email me and we'll work out the details.
UPDATE: Help found!