It's a Trap!

Thanks to everyone who entered our 32 Fangs contest and tried to design the ultimate vampire trap in 140 characters or less.

Sets of all of the books in David Wellington's amazing vampire series, provided by Three Rivers Press and Random House, go to:

Midnight marathon past the vamp nest, all runners hydrated thoroughly with holy water.


a pint of fresh blood enticingly placed in a tanning bed tricked out coffin-style and set to maximum crispy-fry.

The following two runners-up receive a signed copy of 32 Fangs:

Invitation to seductive young lady's secretly sanctified room followed by dousing in holy water/propane mix. Ignite. Scatter ashes.

Open a blood bank, spike a few random bags with holy water, and fire the security staff.

Winners, DM me your address to claim your prize.

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October 8, 2018 Walla Walla, WA
Walla Walla Rural Library District Staff Day (Gene)

November 15, 2018 Palm Beach, FL
Palm Beach County Library System (Gene)

November 16, 2018 Fort Lauderdale, FL
Southeast Florida Library Information Network (Gene)


Jan 25 - 28, 2019 Seattle, WA ALA Midwinter (Library COMIC Booth #726) (Gene)

March 1, 2019 Phoenix, AZ
Maricopa County Library District (Gene)

April 15 - 17, 2019 Austin, TX Texas Library Association Annual Conference (Library COMIC booth, Monday night event) (Gene)

June 21 - 24, 2019 Washington, DC
ALA Annual (Library COMIC booth) (Gene)

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