Just a reminder: please preorder my new book by Thursday, March 28th, to get your copy signed by me and my otherwise-anonymous collaborator.

Need convincing? Here’s what a few kind folks have had to say.

Or visit the book’s website if you can’t wait for your share of sex, zombies, and annoying present tense narration — I’m posting a new chapter there every week. Just remember, it’s not safe for work.

And don’t forget, libraries that buy three physical copies can distribute unlimited ebooks to their patrons. (more information)